Robots
Robots

The concept of Lorem Ipsum was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. design jobs non-competitive. Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

Lorem Ipsum's father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being, you know, shot.

I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? He’s not a word hero. He’s a word hero because he was captured. I like text that wasn’t captured. Some people have an ability to write placeholder text... It's an art you're basically born with. You either have it or you don't.

I will write some great placeholder text – and nobody writes better placeholder text than me, believe me – and I’ll write it very inexpensively. I will write some great, great text on your website’s Southern border, and I will make Google pay for that text. Mark my words. All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

I know words. I have the best words. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life. Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes! Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. All of the words in Lorem Ipsum have flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. Lorem Ipsum is FAKE TEXT!

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